ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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