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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
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