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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”.
Episode 31 has nine listeners and a sponsor that sells protein water. Neither of you is laughing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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