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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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