ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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