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You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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