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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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