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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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