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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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