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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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