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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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