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SUNDAY, 3 JULY 1994
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
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