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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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