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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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