ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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