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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You film "Sunday reset" videos.
By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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