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Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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