ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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