ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The retirement age goes up a year every time you check.
It's not a finish line. It's a horizon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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