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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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