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WEDNESDAY, 31 JANUARY 1996
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Not important enough to answer, but important.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
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- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
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- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
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