ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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