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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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