ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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