ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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