ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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