ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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