ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call.
With a waitlist, a subscription, and no customers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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