ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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