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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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