ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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