ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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