ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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