ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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