ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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