ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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