ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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