ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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