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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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