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SATURDAY, 15 MARCH 1997
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
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