ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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