ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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