ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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