ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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