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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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