ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The retirement age goes up a year every time you check.
It's not a finish line. It's a horizon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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