ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Coffee doesn't fix Monday.
It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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