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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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