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SATURDAY, 14 JUNE 1997
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
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- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
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