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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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